Don’t trust Linux

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Windows User: Hey, can I get some help? I keep getting an error message when I try to run Photoshop CS.

Linux User: Switch to Linux.

Windows User: Isn’t it a bit extreme to change my operating system because of the error in Photoshop? All I want to know is how to fix the error.

Linux User: Look, I’m going to give it to you straight. Microsoft are terrible when it comes to security. For your own sake, switch to Linux so you don’t get infected by viruses or trojans.

Windows User: But I never open any unwanted email attachments, and besides I have a virus scanner which I update daily plus a firewall. Do I really need to use Linux?

Linux User: Microsoft want to take over the entire software market, and the internet. If they succeed, it will make life hell for all of us who use open-source software instead of Micro$oft’s proprietary software.

Windows User: What is open-source and proprietary software?

Linux User: Open-source software is developed by many people who spread goodwill and love by contributing to the source code. Proprietary software is just an extension of fascism. Microsoft’s attempts to compete against Linux can be compared to Hitler’s persecution of the Jews. It’s practically the same thing. In summary, open-source software is superior to proprietary software.

Windows User: Why is open-source software better for me, as a consumer?

Linux User: OPEN-SOURCE IS JUST BETTER OK? Jeez, you sound like a Microsoft employee. Get a reality check! Everybody knows open-source is the only way forward. Buy a Linux distribution such as Slackware or Gentoo from your local software store.

Windows User: Ok, you’ve convinced me. I’m going to the store now to buy Linux now. Thanks for the help.

Linux User: No problem. Anything to loosen Micro$oft’s grip on the world

[a few hours later]

 

Windows User: The store didn’t have Slackware or Gentoo. I ended up choosing SuSE Linux.

Linux User: That’s fine. Did you install Linux yet?

Windows User: I’m using it right now. Ok, so how do I set it up so I can play my games on Linux with my Radeon 9200 graphics card? Also, Photoshop doesn’t run at all under Linux unless I use something called WINE which makes it even more buggy than it was on Windows.

Windows User: Hello?

Windows User: Yo?

 

Windows User: Are you still there?

 

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